We don't gamble We don't do the stock exchange We paint paintings We write scenes for the stage We will talk about welfare We will talk about sex Talk about the Pope in Prada shoes Nobody gets upset We're waiting We're waiting for your call We're against privacy Forget ex-girlfriends We want little governments We tell stories We want to get you to join in Call us optimistic We get the meanest looks We are bar stool romantics History books will show We're sure that you'll agree