This time, I'd say that we bit off more than we could chew But sure look, let's just all charge in like we always do It's just one scrawny lad in the hall on his own Now how could we have known 'twas a lich on the throne? From afar, he just seemed like an auld man in a cloak 'Till he opened his mouth and the room filled with smoke Then out steps around twenty figures in robes Now I'm starting to think that this fight might be close But it's under control, now this'll be grand Half the lads are convulsing as he lifts his hand Then he turns right towards me and whispers again And it dawns on me this is the end So here we are, down to the line And now, the Healer's just gone and died Well, as far as things go, well, it couldn't be worse So if we're going down, then let's hit where it hurts Now, we're outmanned and outgunned And now, the Rogue's just rolled a one And maybe the Bard's got a plan up his sleeve But he's lost both his arms This has gone worse than you could believe Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley I lock eyes with the Paladin from across the room Knowing well it's the end as our love started to bloom How I wish this'd gone the way that we had thought Or this song could say how good you looked as you fought The Bard charges at me, risen up from the dead With no arms to strum, as I turn and hack off his head And my love charges into the grunts fair and brave Wiping all of them out with a destructive wave Oh, what I'd give for one last time to hold her They say beauty's in the eye of the beholder And we're facing something much worse in this room And my love, I think we might be doomed So here we are, down to the line And now, the Monk is starting to cry Well, as far as it goes, now it couldn't be worse So if we're going down, then let's hit where it hurts Now, we're outmanned and outgunned This was over before it begun And who even made this campaign from the start Because honestly, this has become such a pain in the arse The Druid's in ruins, the Ranger is skewered The Mage could have helped, but he's been hewn in two The Paladin's armor has broken right through So, my friends, let me bid yis' adieu So here we are, I'm down to the line And now, the whole party has died Well, as far as it goes, this has been a disaster I'm grabbing a crossbow and shooting that bastard And it's just him and me left I fire a bolt right between his two legs As far as it goes, that's a win in my books As I fall to my knees and and give him a last look As the room fades to black and then forward I fall 'Twas a pleasure to fight by your side And to serve with you all