I saw a face in the shower door Cowboy smile Came and faded I reached for my towel on the floor I didn't think it was exactly where I'd laid it You don't scare me, you don't scare me, I said To whatever it was floating in the air above my head He knew I understand He was the Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man. I reached to turn out the light He wouldn't let me get near it He seemed so glad to see a woman in the flesh And I really liked his spirit You don't scare me you don't scare me I cried To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side He knew I understand He was the Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man