One of these days I'm gonna be happy One of these days I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing One of these days I'm gonna get the punchline One of these days I'm gonna be happy Till then I'm gonna bitch, moan, and groan And hold the phone! I'm not done Where's everybody goin'? What the fuck This shit sucks I'm bored I'll take these two calls To hell with you To hell with me To hell with hell I'm gonna be happy One of these days I'm gonna be happy One of these days I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing One of these days I'm gonna get the punchline One of these days I'm gonna be happy