Go to the sporting store Buy myself a gun Go out to the rifle range Gonna have some fun Shootin' at paper targets Wish that they were real Like to blow away things It's how I get my thrills No I'm a big man Have my gun in the woods Gonna kill defenseless animals It makes me feel real good Look at that standing over there A defenseless animal, I'll blow him away Now he's dead don't even care Let's get one more before it's too late