Your heart is a private club and I'm dying to become a member Russian bouncers looking sharp and guest lists aren't available Maybe because dying people don't look very appealing I guess I just want to see the things that I'm feeling You’re on the highway of love and success While I'm stuck in Crooners Bay You’re on the highway of love and success While I'm stuck in Crooners Bay Your heart is a feature film and I really want to be the actor Struggling with the audition tape pretending I can really speak Italian I'm waiting for the callback knowing it’s probably too late You’re on the highway of love and success While I'm stuck in Crooners Bay You’re on the highway of love and success While I'm stuck in Crooners Bay