Intro: (main riff) (2x) E7#9 E|--------------------| B|------8-------------| G|------7-------------| D|------6-------------| A|------7-----7-----5-| E|-0-0-----7h9--5h7---| E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|----12-14(15)14-12----12~--------| D|-14----------------14-----14~~---| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| (continue intro pattern throughout verse) E7#9 If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind. E7#9 If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind. B7#9 And if you lose your woman, please don't fool with mine. E7#9 I'm gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep. E7#9 I'm gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep. B7#9 'Cause women these days, they're so doggone crooked, That they might make off 'fore day creep. E7#9 Well, you can't watch your wife and your outside women, too. E7#9 You know you can't watch your wife and your outside womens, too. B7#9 Cause when you're out with your women, your wife will be at home, Cooking your food, doing a dirt, buddy what you trying to do? Solo: E|----------12-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-------12----15-12----------------------------------------15-17--------| G|-14(16)------------14(16)--14-12-14-12-------12(14)-14/16-------15\14--| D|---------------------------------------14-14---------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------12----------------------------------| B|--------12----------------15(17)----15-12----------------------------| G|-12-14-----14-12-14-12~~-----------------14(16)-14-12-14-12----------| D|------------------------------------------------------------14-14-14-| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------12-----15(17)--15(17)--15-12-----------------------| B|----------------12----12----------------------12---------------------| G|-12----14-12(14)--------------------------------14(16)-14-12-14-12~~-| D|----14---------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----17(19)-17(19)--17-15-17----17(19)-15-17-15-------------------------| B|-17-------------------------17-----------------17-17(20)-15(16)--------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------16\14~-| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| B|-15p12----12-----------------------------| G|-------14-----14(16)--14--12--12---------| D|----------------------------------14~~~~-| A|-----------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| E7#9 You can't watch your wife and your outside womens, too. E|-----------------------------------------| B|-----12--14(15)14--12------12(13)--------| G|-13--12--14(15)14--12--13--12(13)--13~~~-| D|-14--------------------14----------14~~~-| A|-----------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| E7#9 You know you can't watch your wife and your outside women, too. B7#9 When you're out with your women, your wife will be at home, Doing a dirt, cooking your food, buddy what you trying to do? ************************************ | (n) Ghost note | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | / Slide up | \ Slide down | ~ Vibrato