I was walking on the ground I didn't make a sound Then, I turned around And I saw a clown Had a frown Stood on a mound Started barking like a hound (Huh her ha hur ur) (Clowny clown clown) When I came to what I found He showed me something that was brown So we became great friends and Late in life, he got sick I gave him some soup, but he got worse And asked for its purse It got it, but it was empty So it cried a plenty I wondered what to do I didn't know what to think So I got a drink And then I showed it Something that was round And it died, smiled And fell on the ground (Clowny clown clown) Thinking back about those days with the clown I get teary-eyed and really snide I think that deep down I hated that clown But not as much as Mr. Farr I'm going to go smoke a cigar (Clowny clown clown) I was walking on the ground I didn't make a sound And then I turned around I saw a clown Clown Clowny Clown clown Ha ha I hate you clown Your ugly frown Smiley lips Think I'll clip you across the nose, clown Ha ha Want a cigar? It'll get you real far ha ha Like Mr. Farr, get it? Ha ha Mr. Farr? Clown Clown (Coughs) See what a cigar'll do? He he Clown Ugly Clown