Sheer nervousness balances the door shut Back and forth in the hut (Where is my) And the voice on the machine for the telephone (Concubine) Is bad I've been had, I've been had, I've been had, had, had, had, had, had, had All the nervousness is in my sheets Where is my concubine Just been released Where is my concubine (Where is my) Where is my Schwein to me from my concubine (Concubine) Where is my Schwein to me from my concubine or even three Where is my concubine Where, where, where, where, where is Where is my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my concubine (Concubine) Am I Don Johnson or Swanson on Swanson? These sheets are heavy The races must form an alliance Where is my concubine Nervousness is fine The sheets must be lifted carefully From ends of the corners evenly To smooth and curtail This nervousness is virginal (Where is my) Where is my concubine (Concubine) If there was just some lubrication