Am Em7 Am Em7 Am Em7 Am Em7
Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
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May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown
F
I don't know what tune that the orchestra played
D G
But it went by me sickly and sentimental
[Chorus]
Am D/F#
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
G Am
Tammy Bakker's got a lot on her plate
D/F#
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
G
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
Am Em7 (x4)
[Verse 2]
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The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner
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And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek
F
And the sugar that dripped from the violins' bow
D G
Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag
[Chorus]
Am D/F#
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
G Am
Tammy Bakker must be losing her faith, yeah
D/F#
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
G
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
[Bridge]
A7 D7
And the dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate
A7 D7
Cars shooting by with no number plates
E
And here comes Mrs Hairy Legs
Am Em7 (x4)
[Verse 3]
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I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven
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And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257
F
The excess of fat on your American bones
D G
Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone
[Chorus]
Am D/F#
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
G
Tammy Bakker, Tammy Bakker
Am D/F#
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
G Am
Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake
D/F#
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
G Am
Kathy Straker, boy, could she lose some weight
D/F#
Can I buy another slice of real estate?
G
Liberace must be laughing in his grave
Am Em7 Am Em7 Am Em7
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
