I got this sweet job coming up How about this? Shut your mouth Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat And I'll shut it for you I believe in the monsters Which lay beneath My bed, I cradle sheets All the time I believe reptiles run society I make money From fallen teeth All the time And I believe The Moon is made of cheese That I'm a celebrity In due time But I don't believe That I've ever seen You say a single sentence That's worthy of my attention Please shut your mouth You've never said a word That someone's really heard Yeah, shut your mouth Everyone around Just wants you to pipe down You think that it's all okay To say the things that are on your brain Well I think not I don't care about your day Yet every day you need to explain How it was And I believe The Moon is made of cheese That I'm a celebrity In due time But I don't believe That I've ever seen you say a single sentence That's worthy of my attention So shut your mouth I know it must seem Like I'm being really mean But trust me when I say I'm doing this for you So that maybe One day we'll finally Agree on what you say I'm doing this for you 'Cause I don't believe That I've ever seen you say a single sentence That's worthy of my attention Please shut your mouth You've never said a word That someone's really heard Yeah, shut your mouth Everyone around Just wants you to pipe down So shut your mouth