I knew a guy Who got his hair cut short He always waited for more Than he asked for And always came up short I knew a girl Who always wanted to leave She wore her heart on her sleeve And she died last night She was twenty three Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh I knew a man Who never slept with his husband He just jerked off to his cousin And he never dreamed I knew a woman Who always stared at the Sun She always wanted a son And her eyes would bleed Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh I knew a girl Who painted pictures of nowhere She always ended up somewhere She didn't wanna be I knew a girl Who painted pictures of nowhere She always ended up somewhere She didn't wanna be I knew a girl Who painted pictures of nowhere She always ended up somewhere She didn't wanna be I knew a girl Who painted pictures of nowhere She always ended up somewhere She didn't wanna be