E
I have noticed
C#m B A
That all the little sounds
E
Gather 'round her
C#m B A
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
C#m
She has got
G#m
What all need
E G E
Anatomically correct
E F#m
And I forget
B E F#m
There'd be days like these
B E F#m
I can hardly breathe
B E F#m F
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
E
I should stop her
C#m B A
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
E
And my lights are out
C#m B A
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
C#m
Turn the hose
G#
On my house
E G E
Addam's Family pinball
E F#m
Begins to reset
B E F#m
This is not what I need
B E F#m
I can hardly breathe
B E F#m F
No more days like these
[Bridge]
E
I followed her down
D A
Into the garbage can
E B G
With the noise that she makes
A
She cuts my profits down
F#m B E
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
C#m B A
And my home appliances sleep
E
Take vacations
C#m B A
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
C#m
She has got
G#m
What all need
E G E
Anatomically correct
E F#m
And I forget
B E F#m
There'd be days like these
B E F#m
I can hardly breathe
B E F#m F
This is not what I need
