I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees I'm in an elevator, it's goin' down, down, down I spent forever with my feet on the ground But not now 'Cause I don't wanna do the wrong thing Guess I gotta go and get famous for doin' nothing Da, da, da-da, da, da Crack a smile, crack a smile Da da da-da da da Stay a while, stay a while Da, da, da-da, da, da Am I holdin' for applause? Is it gone? Is this on? I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees I'm in the simulator, I'm doin' a-okay But every day is just rewind and replay Not today (ah!) I'll head out to monterey Throw my phone into the waves Can you see it in my eyes? Am I finally awake? Da, da, da-da, da, da Crack a smile, crack a smile Da, da, da-da, da, da Stay a while, stay a while Da, da, da-da, da, da I think the best is yet to come So drink up and good luck I've got a record player that was made in 2014 Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees I've got a record player that was made in 2014 (sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is) Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green (tryin' to convince myself I'm alive) I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees (sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is) I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees (tryin' to convince myself I'm alive) Sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is Tryin' to convince myself I'm alive Sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is Tryin' to convince myself I'm climbing in the trees