Always thought it’d be best for me To get by in life on my own If only it were, so simple Always thought I’d be self-reliant With nothing more than my charms But sometimes my wiles They escape me Would that it were So Simple my dear boy We’d all live in a Luke Bryan song Kissing tomorrow goodbye In our own namesake bar After wandering round All over town Wishing that someone Would take me on I learned in this town Everyone just wants To party Until I walked into The famous saloon Where I laid eyes on you And thought here’s someone who understands Yours truly Would that it were So Simple my dear boy I’d of danced with you A time or two While Luke Bryan sang drunk on you Dosi-do and skip to my Lou I’ll never find a better love Than I found with you Indecipherable babbling from someone named Terry dinero? Would that it were So Simple my dear boy We’d yeehaw! till our throats got sore And we’ll never got to Broadway Anymore