G 3x0003 C/G 3x2010 (hammer-on from G) C x32013 D xo0232 (D/G) Em o22000 (Em/D) D* xo2010 / oo4030 (slide up) C* oo4030 / xo2010 (slide down) [Intro] G C/G G C/G G D* G D* G D* G C/G G C/G [Verse 1] G D Em C When I tell you that I love you, don't test my love G C/G Accept my love G C/G Don't test my love C D G 'Cause maybe I don't love you all that much [Interlude] D* G D* [Verse 2] G D Em C Don't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight G C/G Just stay a while G C/G Hear for yourself a while G D Em C And if you must put me in a box make sure it's a big box G C/G With lots of windows G C/G And a door to walk through G C/G And a nice high chimney G D Em C So we can burn, burn, burn everything that we don't like G C/G And watch the ashes G C/G Fly up to heaven G C/G Maybe all the way to India G D Em I'd like that [Interlude] D* G D* [Verse 3] G D Em C All the ancient kings came to my door G D Em C They said, "Do you wanna be an ancient king, too?" I said, "Oh yes, very much G C/G But I think my timing's wrong" G C/G They said, "Time is relative G C/G Or did you misread Einstein?" G C/G I said, "You really mean it?" G C/G They said, "What do ya think we come here for G D Em Our goddamn health or something?" [Interlude] D* G D* [Verse 4] G D Em C Everybody's waiting for the Messiah G C/G The Jews are waiting G C/G Christians are waiting G C/G Also the Muslims G C/G It's like everybody's waiting G C/G They've been waiting a long time G C/G I know how I hate to wait G C/G Like even for a bus or something G C/G An important phone call G C/G So I can just imagine G C/G How darned impatient G C/G Everybody must be getting G C/G So I think it's time now G C/G Time to reveal myself G C/G I am the Messiah G C/G G C/G I am the Messiah G C/G Yes, I think you heard me right G C/G I am the Messiah G C/G I was gonna wait till next year G C/G Build up the suspense a little G C/G Make it a really big surprise G C/G But I could not resist G C/G It's like when you've got a really big secret G C/G You're just bursting to tell someone G C/G It was sort of like that with this G C/G And now that I've told you G C/G I feel this great weight lifted G C/G Doctor Nesbaum was right G C/G He's my therapist, he said, G D Em "Get it out in the o-----pen [Interlude] D* G D* [Verse 5] G D Em C I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem G C/G Mmm, Jerusalem G C/G Sweet Jerusalem G C/G And all I ate was olives G C/G Nothing but olives G C/G Mountains of olives G C/G It was a good ten days G C/G I like olives G C/G I like you, too [Verse 6] G D When I tell you that I love you Em C Don't test my love G C/G Accept my love G C/G Don't test my love C D G D* C* G Cause maybe I don't love you all that much