My car so fast, my car so mean My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean My car so fast, my car so mean My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean I woke up in a new Bugatti 'Cause I live in it My parents tell me: Buy a house, but I'm not doin' it Spent all my savings on my whip and my parents' savings too 'Cause I saw it in a magazine with girls in bathing suits Now my wife is on my case She's like: Honey, we have kids You can't just sell our house I'm like: I already did You're about to eat my dust, honey Put on a bib Engine so loud, wake a baby in a crib I don't like babies, I think they're a waste of space All they do is make noise, cost money, make waste My car is really fast If I had a dime for all the people that I passed My kids could go to college, but I can't pay the fees My wife keeps making purchases without consulting me She's always on my case, mocking and insulting me But I just drive up in my car and I'm not sad at all My car so fast, my car so mean My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean My car so fast, my car so mean My car saves gas, yeah, my car so green Yo, I have a Prius Do you have a Prius? You should get a Prius Man, the polar bears need us I've been greener than some lettuce ever since I was a fetus And your dirty gas car is quite frankly, so egregious When I pull up next to you, yo, I'ma scowl Turn my head all around like an owl Like you need to clean your act up with a towel I accelerate slowly, head shakes with my jowls, then I'm out I got a more important place to be (bye bye) Probably Starbucks, I drink a lot of tea (chai chai) If your house is solar-powered, you agree I could trust you Invite me to your house and if it's not, I will judge you Your penguin killing ways will get the best of ya I'm so green, that I'm better than the rest of ya You got a compost bin? I'm not impressed with ya My house runs on vegetable oil and I've never felt a woman My car so fast, my car so mean My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean My car so fast, my car so mean My car saves gas, yeah, my car so green