He had a crocodile on his chest On the shirt he liked the best A shirt that he would love to wear From Fridays into Sundays Mondays were a test She missed him more than she'd confess She couldn't say why he helped to get by Mondays through to Fridays But when she hung around, in a little while The crocodile was smiling But when the clock struck ten, she said goodbye The crocodile would cry This was something she'd never felt She was saving herself She never slept at his house from That May 'til December The way he could offend her By failing to remember He burnt all his pornography On a Friday in November But when she hung around, in a little while The crocodile was smiling But when the clock struck ten, she said goodbye The crocodile would cry And when she said no And they would fight The crocodile asked why There's a love right here No-one should fear Hear the crocodile sigh