I have a joke I want to tell it to everyone But yesterday There was a tragedy And so my joke Must wait I have a video It is a very funny Ha, ha, ha video So funny That I played it at a party And then the party Became a video party Yesterday I heard Someone Somewhere Did something Somewhat awful Are you outraged? Are you outraged? 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512 1024 2048 4096 8192 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512 1024 2048 4096 8192 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Oh, no, no, no Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Oh, no, no, no-no Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Oh, no, no, no Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Oh, no, no, no I have a black jpeg I have it saved to my desktop When I am feeling bad I take the black jpeg That is saved to my desktop And upload it to my avatar's profile picture I have a black jpeg I have it saved to my desktop When I am feeling bad I take the black jpeg That is saved to my desktop And upload it to my avatar's profile picture 01101000 01110101 01100111 I got the best format For an opinion The best format Is not all caps Though sometimes that can feel good But lowercase And no punctuation That's the way to go (I got an opinion for you) Lowercase And no punctuation That means you feel it In your soul This This This If you want a lot of attention Think of an obviously ungood action That persists among people You have nothing to do with Make fun of them Post their ungood action Say: How can they do this? This ungood action? Feel how your brain sizzles As you feed the monster Please let me preface this by saying I am a blank I am not a blank That is not my experience This is my experience This is how I walk through the world Please let me preface this By saying That I will check my privilege At the door Door Door Door Well I would love to pay attention to you But I simply can't I might have an invite I might have a coupon I might have a snippet There might be a morsel or a nugget A factoid, a zinger A recap, a blurb Why there might be a tidbit I simply must check my tidbits What if there's a pause? What if there's a lull? At dinner, at a movie My God, even at the theater I have an argument I have the most perfect argument You have ever heard A completely devastating Demolishing argument It is an elegant straight line Piercing and sharp With a slight lavender scent It impales your steel hull And injects a flood of syrup logic In your mind Until you are saturated With my argument And you don't know How anyone Could have ever thought Anything ever Not this I found the secret I found the secret It is at H-t-t-p-s-colon-double-slash-y-o-you-t-you-dot-b-e-slash-d-capitalq-w-4-w-9-capitalw-G-capitalx-c-capitalq Click Click Swipity swipe Diggity clickity check Checkity checkity checkity checkity Checkity checkity checkity Click When we say: In real life This is a lie to protect us It is all real It is all real life I am obsessed with my email I am obsessed with my status I am obsessed with my updates I am obsessed with my game I am obsessed with my numbers I am obsessed with my markets I am obsessed with my profile I am obsessed with my news I am obsessed with my notifications I am obsessed with my social justice I am obsessed with my pornography I am obsessed with my code I am obsessed with my monster I am obsessed with my self I am obsessed with my monster I am obsessed with my self I am obsessed with my monster I am obsessed with my Ha ha