Hey, hey I'm in love with a lady And I don't even know her name Well, I'll find her right about midnight Sniffing for a three card game She wants it all And she'll take all you got Forty thousand rubles She only drinks the best champagne Hey, hey Who you gonna fool today? Hey, hey Better throw your cards away She's a high rolling countess with her picture on the blade Cuts the deck like a knife They call her queen charade Well, you know she's a teaser With her clandestine escapades (ooh, yeah) Her sleight of hand is second to none We're just easy prey (ooh, yeah, yeah) Put me out of my misery, I can't stand the pain Gutted at the gaming table, it's a bleeding shame Hey, hey Who you gonna fool today? Hey, hey Better throw your cards away She's a high rolling countess with her picture on the blade Cuts the deck like a knife Talkin' 'bout queen charade Put me out of my misery I can't stand the pain (can't stand the pain) Gutted at the gaming table It's a bleeding shame Hey, hey Who you gonna woo today? Hey, hey Better throw your cards away Well, it's one for the money Two for the show, three to get greedy She's my queen charade (My queen charade) Let me see if I can win my money back Hey, hey, hey, hey Talkin' 'bout my queen charade She's my queen charade (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Yeah, yeah, yeah She's my queen charade