I am the big broom who cleans up your act A huge wall at the gate, dressed in black It got the shiny head, v on the chest And if you can't be clean this is what you'll get Go hang your coat, or get the fuck out And when I take you out, I'll take you out loudly Eternal frown on the face and bored to death But if I get the call, you know what you'll get I say yeah Take out the trash I am the king of down town I am the king of down town I am the king of down town I am the king of down town Down, down, down, down, down town I'll tell you what, you won't get in But it's the tennis shoes, not the color of your skin These are the rules only I can bend The judge is here On my feet, the rest of the night While you all dance, I wait for a fight Eternal frown on the face and bored to death But if I get the call, you know what you'll get I say yeah Take out the trash I am the king of down town I am the king of down town I am the king of down town I am the king of down town Down, down, down, down, down town