Dragons may breathe on you And leave you a little crispy too But at least you know what they think Just trying to live at your expense Granimal walkin' tall In the pre-historic mall Shoot 'em, shoot 'em, shoot 'em Who is the monster in the room? Two choices: Me or you Two choices: Me or you Two choices: Me or you I can wiggle like a bug in the broom You're not a bride, not a groom In your bedroom Granimal, walking tall Granimal at the mall Ants will crawl, right on you Limb by limb, irrevocably Till when they gently overtake you They will gently overtake you And make you into an image of them Who is the monster in the room? Two choices: Me or you I can wiggle like a bug in the broom But you're not a bride or a groom Who is the monster in the room? Two choices: Me or you I can wiggle like a bug in the broom But you're not a bride or a groom One, two, SNFU Chi Pig, Chi Pig It doesn't matter how you sing It doesn't matter how hard you scream Mr. Chi Pig