Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're goin' downtown, gonna beat up drunks Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer It's the late, late shift, no one to fear And ride, ride, how we ride And ride, low ride It's a roundup time where the good whores meet We're gonna drag one screaming off the street And ride, ride how we ride Got a black uniform and a silver badge We're playin' cops for real, we're playin' cops for pay Let's ride, low ride Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass Let's beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants Don't move, child gotta big black stick There's six of us, babe so suck on my dick And ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, low ride The left newspapers migth whine a bit But the guys at the station they don't give a shit Dispatch calls, are you doin' something wicked? No, siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets As we ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, low ride