Roughin' it in the great outdoors Guidebooks tell us where to go Winnebago Warrior Slow down traffic climbing hills 30 gallons to the mile Honey, quick, the polaroid [Chorus] Winnebago Warrior Brave as old John Wayne Winnebago Warrior A true yankee pioneer Stop at Stuckey's for a meal Blab all day on the CB Winnebago Warrior Littered campgrounds, folding chairs Feed Doritos to the bears Honey, quick, the polaroid [Chorus] Kill some fish down by the creek Hang their picture by the sink Show your grandson who's the boss Tie your two toat-goats to the front U-Haul trailer full of souvenirs That you buy along the way [Chorus]