If you got it you don't need it If you need it you don't got it You don't get shame on you Funny funny funny what money can do Them that have it get more of it Less they need it the more they love it And it sticks to them like glue Funny funny funny what money can do Ask the rich man he'll confess Money can't buy happiness Ask the poor man he don't doubt But he'd rather be miserable with than without If you spend it please be wiser If you save it you're a miser You don't want it you're cuckoo Funny funny funny what money can do