Flowers and wine Is what I thought I would find When I came home from working tonight Well, now here I stand Over this frying pan And you want a cold one again I bought these new heels, did my nails Had my hair done just right I thought this new dress was a sure bet For romance tonight Well, it's perfectly clear Between the TV and beer I won't get so much as a kiss As I head for the door I turn around to be sure Did I shave my legs for this? Now, when we first met You promised we'd get A house on a hill with a pool Well, this trailer stays wet And we're swimming in debt Now you want me to go back to school I bought these new heels, did my nails Had my hair done just right I thought this new dress was a sure bet For romance tonight Well, it's perfectly clear Between the TV and beer I won't get so much as a kiss As I head for the door I turn around to be sure Did I shave my legs for this? Darling, did I shave my legs for this?