I'll count the colours in your eyes If I must My worldly possessions to you I'll entrust I'll leave the big light on during a sunny summer day I'll do any little thing that you say If you'll be close If you'll be near If you'd be fine To be mine, dear If you'll be there If you'll be here If you wouldn't mind Would you be mine dear Would you be mine dear I'll write a sonnet in the sky so you can see I'll get you to wherever you think you ought to be I'll do whatever you want Or I could do nothing If that's what you would prefer If you'll be close If you'll be near If you'll be fine To be mine dear If you'll be there If you'll be here If you wouldn't mind Would you be mine dear Would you be mine dear Would you be mine dear Well at first they call On my friends and enemies I drink a mix of orange squash and antifreeze I devote my life to breakfast in bed To love and compassion To giving you head If you'll be close If you'll be near If you wouldn't mind Would you be mine, dear If you'll be there If you'll be here If you'll be fine To be mine dear To be mine dear To be mine dear