Drunk In a Band

Pat is the guy with a record shop 
and John sells fruit but wants to be a cop 
and Paul deals speed in a celtic top 
but I'm just a drunk in a band 

Joe does tele-sales and martial arts 
and Jim pushes patients 'round the public parks 
and Nancy makes sculptures out of Hoover parts 
but I'm just a drunk in a band 

Danny puts the cones on the motorway 
and Donna dances tables in her lingere 
and Jerry, Dave, and Billy, man, they're putting on a play 
but I'm just a drunk in a band 

Pat is the guy with a record shop 
and John sells fruit but wants to be a cop 
and Paul deals speed in a celtic top 
but I'm just a drunk in a band 

I could be a soldier, I could drive a van 
Guide rivers of paint into little red cans 
Walk rich folks dogs bring 747s in to land 
I'm just a drunk in a band