Sometimes people scratch behind my ears And it feels nice Sometimes when I'm socializing I get nervous and act rude Sometimes people think I'm really cool Like a block of ice Sometimes on the subway, I start conversations With homeless dudes You're a hockey team You're a football team You're a basketball team You're a hockey team You're a football team Aren't you sad Toronto? You're a tragedy I'm not trying to act rude I'm not trying to be smart I'm just singing the words inside my heart I'm not trying to act rude I'm not trying to be smart I'm just singing the words inside my heart You're a hockey team You're a football team You're a basketball team You're a hockey team You're a football team Aren't you sad Toronto? You're a tragedy