Fish and chips and a pint of beer And I'm off to see the show It better be all worth it I'll catch hell when I get home Victim of double murder suicide Crept up behind me with a knife Victim of double murder suicide She keep's me here by her side Go, go, go, whoa Frying pans and flying lamps And grandma's funeral vase At one time or another They been all tossed at my face! Attempted double murder suicide Barely escaped with my life For fear of double murder suicide I'm in the dog house tonight! Look out! Go, go, go, whoa Fish and chips and a pint of beer And I'm off to see the show It better be all worth it I'll catch hell when I get home Victim of double murder suicide Crept up behind me with a knife Victim of double murder suicide She keep's me here by her side Attempted double murder suicide Barely escaped with my life For fear of double murder suicide I'm in the dog house tonight!