Wrah I woke up at 5 in the morning Ate my lamb liver cereal It was frozen solid and brutal I should have known that was a forewarning I then followed my way to the bathroom To give my lamb liver cereal back to nature So i calmly sat on the toilet of doom And like the devil himself, unleashed my pure hatred Ooh Fucking Lord Why is this fucking seat So damn cold Ooh Fucking lord Why is this fucking seat So damn cold I feel like i’m dying My brain’s not responding anymore Unconscious on the floor, lying Freezing to death, naked and alone Let the demons of the abyss take me I don’t care, hell’s probably hotter than here Ah Fuck Where’s your good now Fucking jesus why can’t you even let me take a shit you dumbfuck Wrah No escape From the frozen plains Where my ass used to rest 2,2 miles to the west Fuck you winter