Alright Mabel, you got this What can I say about me? I love rainbows and piggies My hair, it flows in the breeze! As I look for romance A merman left me for home Crushed on a guy made of gnomes Not spending summer alone So let's go out and dance I am a go-getter Headband, rainbow sweater Send me a love letter Make it out to Mabel, baby! I haven't met you But if you're stable Then here's my number And call me Mabel I'm all about that Sweet girlfriend label So don't be shy now And call me Mabel I'm into vampires Creatures of fable If that describes you Then call me Mabel I would be more chill But I'm unable! Should we get married? Hi Mr. Mabel! Alright, we’re doing the whole song people, stay with me! Check out my brother’s weird book Give him this here grippling hook I'm not Grunkle Stan, he's a crook But I will steal your heart I love the thrill of the chase I ignore personal space (I’ll stand too close to your face) I hope we never part I am not a quitter Pocket full of glitter Yarn balls, I'm a knitter I'm the total package baby! I’ve got the love bug And it is fatal So quit your waiting And call me Mabel I’ll be your cream cheese You’ll be my bagel Did that get weird now? Just call me Mabel If you are hunky Like Clark Gable Whoever that is Then call me Mabel I'm out of words that Rhyme with Mabel I know you’re out there So call me Mabel Before you call me meet my pig His name is Waddles Because he waddles He loves to wa-waddle