Oh One is a lonely Lonely little number 'Cause three is a trio And two is a crime I can't decide Whether or not to intervene after such time- But when I try to think of pros and cons There's not one single reason Not to try! Ah A fight, a war I notice everything I watch, afar Never to notice me A sudden lunar discrepancy Don't avoid me! I will be the sugar to your tea (Get it?) But everything in its place, make everything go okay I can do everything and anything at all But there's one thing that I need To make this even, you see? But I'm not one to go and spoil a surprise One day, that kind of power will be mine Oh One is a lonely Lonely little number 'Cause three is a trio And two is a crime! No wonder why they never talked about me, busy all the time! I can take some trouble off your hands But everything you sign comes with a price! Ahh Unsightly Unlikely It's only scary slightly I know it's not ideal But sometimes this is necessary Contorting Distorting You could be home by morning But I am petty Taking actions to prolong the morning They won't miss you You're just a pawn They only want you gone My dear your time is up One is a lonely Lonely little number 'Cause three is a trio And two is a crime! So tell you what I will succeed whether you're dead or you're alive You've got so long until I'm right I'm sure you'd rather be the one, the one Oh, one! (Watch it) One is the loneliest number, after all! Wouldn't you rather save the world than be the one to watch it fall?