It was white, with a lacy cape A perfect mess, messy bun Accentuate my then shape A wedding dress that is eccentric For a cool girl like me Calendar doesn't stop flipping though Faking to be 27 way too long Slowly longing for the white gown I've been dreaming of RIP to the diamonds and the veil Relationships I suck at anyways RIP to the old-wives-tale Oh to be stuck in someone's hell Bye Bye to the white dress I’ll never get to wear You pray inside as you stumbled Lookin' more like a pretty bum Then the chaplain blesses the couple The blessing that once belonged to you My heart beats like a drum can't you see