We've got a baby, we can feast! We can dine three days at least Baby blood and baby bones Baby butter for the baby scones Little baby feets, little baby toes Ev’ry one of us wants the nose! Baby’s had such very bad luck Now into baby, we will tuck! Eat the baby, add some salt! Bayleaves, barley, powdered malt! Now baby’s salted, she’s a treat Her destiny, it’s time to meet! Baby we need! Baby we feed! Eat with our teeth! Better than beef! Baby so soft! Carried aloft! Big brown eyes! Caramelise! He’s the goblin king Yes, the goblin king He’s not a myth, he’s an actual thing! Here’s the king! Here’s the king! Here’s the king! Here’s the king goblin! We love the king We sing ding-a-ling And we love his chin when it’s wobbling He likes to dine on coincidence It fills him, builds him up, and hence! He can eat He can eat 500 puppies with golden fur! Orphan boys with jet black hair! Circus clowns with a red balloon! He can eat me He makes me swoon! A banquet for a king on high Oh little baby Oh little baby Say goodbye!