A A
You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss
A A7
Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost
[Chourus 1]
D7 A7
Cause of PMS blues, PMS blues
E7 D7
I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't help
A7 D7 E7 A7 E7
Got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues
[Verse 2]
A
Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold
A
But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold
A
Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same
A A7
You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain"
[Chorus 2]
D7
PMS blues (Well what else you gonna say?)
D7 A7
PMS blues
E7 D7
You know you must forgive us for we care not what we do
A7 D7 E7 A7
I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
[Bridge]
D7
But you know we can't help it
A7
We don't even know the cause
D7 E7
But as soon as this part's over, then comes the menopause
[Solo]
D7 A7 D7 E7
Oh, Lord, Oh, Lord
We're going to always be a heap of fun
Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering
Everybody's suffering, huh?
[Verse 3]
A
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be scared to
A A7
Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to
[Chorus 3]
D7
Those PMS blues (You know we'd kill for less than that)
A7
PMS blues
E7
You don't wanna cross my path
D7
Cause a pitbull ain't no match
A7 D7
For these teeth a clenchin', fluid retention
A7 D7
Head a swellin', can't stop yellin'
A7 D7
Got no patience, I'm so hateful
E7 A7 F#7
PMS blues (pre-menstrual syndrome!)
A7 D7
Got those moods a swingin', tears a slingin'
A7 D7
Nothin' fits me when it hits me
A7 D7
Rantin', ravin', misbehavin'
E7 A7
P-M-S ... blues
N.C. (spoken)
It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd'a been a man
But you know that only means one thing
If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute
With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman
E7
With those old PMS blues
A7
PMS blues
E7 D7
I don't wanna talk about it, we both could do without it
A7 D7
Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk back
A7 D7
Gone ballistic, unrealistic
A7 D7
Awful lowdown, bitch to be around
E7 A7
P-M-S... blues
