She says soda and i say pop I'm all about cheese and she's definitely not She's salt water taffy and herbal tea And i'm beef jerky and black coffee But that's ok I hit it off anyway with my east coast girl woa-oh she rocks my world, yea-ah I think surfing would make me sore But i wanna build sandcastles on the Jersey shore With my east coast girl She drinks woodchuck and i drink beer She hunts for sandcrabs and i hunt deer She's never even been under arrest And i'm a criminal from the mid-west But that's alright I still love to talk all night With my east coast girl It's her slight accent that i adore And things are much clearer now than they were before And she's so much more PC than me She thinks that euchre's wack Won't you go visit DC with me Or would you rather play blackjack I've never even been to new york city I don't know why Oh please let me be your midwest guy