G C
I'm wet and I'm moist
Bm Em
So c'mon let's rejoice
C D
In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts
Am D G
And the fact that we are all young adults
G C
So lie back on your couch
Bm Em
After this, there'll be no doubt
C D
I don't care if you're a miss, or a missus
Am D G
You've just been kissed by the world's best kisser
[Chorus]
C D G
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
C D G
I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out
C D G
A tongue so grand, you'll call me more than friend
C D G
One kiss from this, you'll never brush your teeth again
[Verse 2]
G C
Go back to your husband now
Bm Em
Tell him you done broke your vows
C D
Stand proud and say, Hey mister
Am D G
I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser
[Chorus]
C D G
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
C D G
I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out
C D G
A tongue so long it really grows and grows
C D G
Put it in your mouth, it'll clean out your nose
[Verse 3]
G C
I've only kissed one girl before
Bm Em
My grandma, on the kitchen floor
C D
She dribbled and grinned and said, Hey kid
Am D G
You've taught me things your Grandpa never did
G C
She added there'll be hell to pay
Bm Em
If Ma found out we went astray
C D
So hurry, boy, go get some sleep
Am D G
You've finally got a skill to teach the sheep
[Chorus]
C D G
Ho ho! Calm down and pucker up
C D G
These lips are strong enough to stop a truck
C D G
A tongue so long it really packs a punch
C D G
One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch
C D G
One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch
