- So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader Political - He's cleaning up the streets - About time. - So they say that it's real love - So romantic. - He signed this. - So they say we'll have blankets and beds We can open by Monday Thanks to you - Thanks to me - It's the perfect story - So they say - A hero leading the way - Hammer's call to glory - Let's all be our best - Next up - Who's gay? - So they say he saved her life - They say she works with the homeless And doesn't eat meat - We have a problem with her - This is his hair - This is so nice I just might sleep with the same girl twice They say it's better the second time They say you get to do the weird stuff - We do the weird stuff - This is perfect for me So they say I guess it's pretty okay After years of stormy Sailing have I finally found the bay - There's no happy ending So they say - Not for me anyway - Should I stop pretending - Or is this a brand new day - Take the chance to build a brand new day - This is his dry cleaning bill - Four sweater vests