[saa, temeera kakugo shagaree kono BEJIITA-sama ga tabburi to ryouri shite yaruze!!] mazu wa [KYABETSU] da, mijin kiri koppamijin ni shite yaruze!! (zakkuri zakkuri zakkuzaku) tsugi wa kisama da [ninjin] YAROU! ningen mite ena sono namae mattaku fuzaketa YAROU daze kisama no kumi nya HEDO ga deru!! fuhahahahahahaha fuhahahahahahaha daga sore mo, ima no ORE ni wa tsuuyou shinee! saaa, yukkuri to kawa o haide BAKIBAKI ni kizande yaruze!! (BAKI BAKI BAKKIBAKI) oo, tsugi wa [BUTA niku] daa! ii TSUYA shiteru jya nee ka shinsen na YAROU o miru to mune ga taka nattekya garuze! saa PAWAA o shuuchuu sase 200g ichiki koma kiri daa! (ZUTA ZUTA ZUTTATA ZUTTATTATTA) youshi, kokorade [yama IMO] ni chousen da! DEKOBOKO shiyagatte bake no kawa hinmuite yaruze! (TSURU TSURU TSURU TSURU NEBA NEBA NEBA NEBA) namaiki na YAROU daze! (SURI SURI SURI SURI DORO DORO DORO DORO) tegozurase yagaru ze! subette mo kayukute mo koko de makecha nara nee saigo made SURI orose ORE no MENTSU ni kakete! HAAHAAHAAHAA HAAHAAHAAHAA saa, nokori no YAROU domo ichi moudajin ni shite yaruze!! [komugi ko] ni [mizu] o bukkake! [ten KASU] to [tamago] mo buchi komi! [kizami SHOUGA] mo iretara hikkaki mawashite yaree!! [MAZE MAZE MAZE] sakki no YAROU domo mo GUCHAGUCHA ni MECHAKUCHA ni maze aseru ato wa teppan no ue de jikkuri yaki agete yaru dake sa (JYUUJYUUJYUU) [SOUSU] ni [aonori] [okaka] de todomeda! douda, maittaka!! fuhahahahahahaha fuhahahahahahaha [okonomiyaki BATORU mo saa, kuchi o ookiku agete kore de itadakidaze!!!] OUTO ike nee, [MAYONEEZU] mo wasurenjya nee ze!