Gravity plays favorites I know it cause I saw Honest to God, officer, it's awful Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor Trading in my talents by the mouthful Hate to break it to you But it's out of my control Forces go to work while we are sleeping If I could attack With a more sensible approach Obviously that's what I'd be doing Right? Someone tell her Someone get her off Now, necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the white side You are on the black side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my good side If you got a straight line This would be a good time Gravity works slowly If you notice it at all Some of us are getting mighty lucky (Aren't we?) If you had to live with this You'd rather lie than fall You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me, watch me Someone tell her Someone get her off You can do it, good girl (Recites ABC's) Right foot, left foot That's just the way we showed you Look, it's in colour Someone's in our seats, dad Posture, oh oh oh Posture, oh Look, I think he's going now Oh, my God I'm gonna see if he's moving, ok? I think we've lost him Now, necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the white side You are on the black side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my bad side If you got a straight line This would be a good time The sky is always falling down on me The sky is always falling, falling The sky is always falling down on me So officer, forgive me, please