Internal clock wakes me 7:30 sharp All the frosted flakes, TV remote in my palm Toonami starting with DBZ fights Four straight hours in my Spider-Man tie Those were my Saturday mornings DJ on recess, broad warnings Now kids watch Lions World toys While we learn what friendship enjoys My Saturday mornings Can't get them back Can't get them back Mom, please wake up and make some pancakes Dad complaining about the volume I make Ed, Ed and Eddie teaching friendships cost Now YouTube Kids just sells what childhood lost Those were my Saturday mornings Ash Ketchum gave me warning Now kids watch Ryan's World Toys While we learn from Sailor Moon's voice My Saturday mornings Can't get them back Can't get them back Johnny Bravo taught me confidence fails Powerpuff Girls showed me strength never pales Real lessons wrapped in animated gold Now it's just products being sold Cartoon Network's logo burned in my brain Kids today will never feel the same Sacred ritual cereal bowl in hand In a world that kids today won't understand Those were my Saturday mornings Real heroes, real warnings Now kids watch strangers unbox While we learn from playground talks My Saturday mornings My Saturday mornings Gone forever