Jesus loves you more if you can drive Jesus loves you more if you can drive Jesus loves you more if you can drive Jesus loves you more if you can drive Down there in the city People have two heads sometimes three They get very nervous if you smile irrationally Down there in the city People have three wives sometimes four They get quite paranoid if you politely open a door Down there in the city People have foreskin sometimes five They get very jealous of their neighbour for being alive Down there in the city People have five times sometimes six They get quite hostile when a stranger tries to mix (CHORUS) Jesus loves you more if you can drive Jesus loves you more if you can drive Jesus loves you more if you can drive Jesus loves you more if you can drive Down there in the city People have foreskin sometimes five They get very jealous of their neighbour for being alive Down there in the city People have five times sometimes six They get quite hostile when a stranger tries to mix Drive, drive, drive