G C G C D G C G D C G [Verse 1] G C G This is your time, this is your day G D You’ve waited and wondered, you pondered and planed G C G Where will you stay, what will they say, how will you get there, where will you go D C What will they give you, how many friends will show [Chorus] G C G Happy birthday, heres to ya C D Happy birthday everyone G C G By him a beer, give him a cheer, some love and affection D C A gift card, a cake, and a hug. G C G D [Verse 2] G C G What self respecting adult, makes a big deal of their birthday D It’s time to simmer down and stop acting like you’re ten G C G But we know you’re a really big deal, so lets get it out of the way D C For you and nearly two million other important people for today [Chorus 2] G C G Happy birthday, heres to ya C D We know all about it cause you told everyone G C G Its attention that you seek, it’s a birthday not a week D C G You’re a wicked sick, sad, selfish, son of a gun. G C G C D C Throw your self a big ole party G D Rent yourself a big ole hall C D Send out invitations to your shitty birthday ball G C G Stop posting pictures and videos, you think you’re so cinematic D C Blow out those fricken candles, and GET OVER IT C N’T BE SO DRAMATIC [Chorus] G C G Happy birthday, heres to ya C D Happy birthday everyone G C G No more beers, no more cheers, no more love and affection D C No gift card, no cake, and no hug. G C G Happy birthday, heres to ya C D We know all about it cause you told everyone G C G Its attention that you seek, it’s a birthday not a week D C G You’re a wicked sick, sad, selfish, son of a gun. D C G You’re a wicked sick, sad, selfish, son of a gun.