I've been living life like it's a movie I don't wanna watch Can we just cut right to the montage? Skip ahead a month or two And I thought I would be better But I'm not This movie sucks I guess when I'm dead That's just the ending that I get No ride into the sunset There's no bloopers at the end So I'll just bide my time And try my luck Nod and smile And bite my tongue again Why do I keep trying To make the plot make sense My life is a movie, that I don't wanna watch A homemade horror flick on VHS Why pretend that anybody gets a sequel And a happy ever after in the end I'm getting bored I'm getting tired So annoyed I'm even trying You can guess who's dying next But I'm just waiting for the plot twist If I'm honest I forgot Who's the bad guy And who's not I guess it just depends Who's even watching This movie sucks My life is a movie, that I don't wanna watch A homemade horror flick on VHS Why pretend that anybody gets a sequel And a happy ever after in the end Happy ever after I'm a low budget disaster Made with ketchup blood Plastic guns When it's said and done I guess when I'm dead That's just the ending that I get No ride into the sunset There's no bloopers at the end So I'll just bide my time And try my luck Nod and smile And bite my tongue again Why do I keep trying To make the plot make sense I guess when I'm dead That's just the ending that I get No ride into the sunset There's no bloopers at the end So I'll just bide my time And try my luck Nod and smile And bite my tongue again Why do I keep trying To make the plot make sense