Give me my toy right now! No, this toy is my toy! Well, it seems we're at an impasse Yeah, we'll have to tug of war for it It's mine! It's mine! No, it isn't! Yes, it is! I know it for a fact 'Cause I marked it with a whiz No, you didn't! Yes, I did! No, you didn't 'cause I did! Well, I did it first when I was Playing with the kid Well, you dug it up So what if I did? Well, the fact that it was buried Implies ownership No, it doesn't! Yes, it does! Well, it wasn't! Yes, it was! Well, in the backyard Those aren't applicable laws Oh, yes, they are! Oh, no, they're not! You're just making stuff up 'Cause you got caught Just let it go, bro You've lost this round I'll call the paw-lice You'll go to the pound Man, what is your problem? Why you actin' this way? 'Cause I don't like dealing With a mangy, lying stray Now, wait just a minute You've gone too far Well, tell it to the cops When you're in the squad car All units, we have a 10-40 in progress at Barkway Boulevard Caller reports two huskies engaged in a heated altercation Unit 7 en route Any additional info on the suspects? Caller described two males, one Caucasion, one mixed-breed Arguing over who urinated on a toy first It's mine! It's mine! No, it isn't! Yes, it is! I can prove to you it's not Based on my analyses Oh, you're nothin' but a mutt Well, you live for sniffin' butt! If you'll just look at the data It'll tell you what is what You're just making stuff up Who are you tryin' to kid? When you see my Power Point You're gonna wish that I did No, I won't Yes, you will You're a dolt You're a pill The judge ruled that it was mine I won it back in an appeal This toy was never yours Yes it was, and is still My grandpuppy left it to me When he died, in his will Your grandpuppy was a thief And he stole it from mine Well, why is yours in the kennel Still doin' hard time? Man, you got a lot of nerve Talkin' 'bout him that way Well, what do you expect For a mangy, lying stray? That's it, I've had it You've gone too far Well, tell it to the cops 'Cause they're in the front yard You two, drop the toy, and put your paws where I can see 'em!