You drew a valentine I don't know why It turned me on The way it did Well it still does The way it did When I was a kid It depicted You as a vampire Bite marks In my neck Blood poured out On the ground It spelled I love you I was confused How could something so crude And gruesome Be so hot Well I brought it to my room And I hid it in a drawer Well I wonder did you make The same thing For anyone else And did they have A thing for it Did they even think about it Or did they just throw it away Because it took My imagination For a little ride Now I have an appreciation For the tasteful intonation Of gothic flirtation And I think about your teeth Leaving bite marks in my neck