The greatest double act there ever was Bernadette Byrne Blessed with the voice of a thousand angels And an ass that is so perfect It would make a freshly picked peach Weep with envy She is accompanied by Victor Victoria Her childhood friend Her confidant Her lover Her nude muse Her very What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, um, it's the introduction To our album What introduction? We did not talk about any introduction And what? Lover? Nude muse? Are you on crack, Victy? We aren't even dating Not technically dating No, no, not dating at all We are just housemates, Victy Soulmates! Housemates Soulmates Oh my God, seriously, stop doing that voice Soulmates Stop it, stop it right now Soulmates Or I'm going to smack you Fine, fine I was just trying to create a cool intro For the album, you know Lend it a little bit of gravitas, you know Oh, okay, well Is that enough gravitas for you Should we stop now And actually start recording the first track? Okay, sorry, sorry, okay, okay