E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------5---------------------------------------------| D|----7-7----4---------------------------------------------| A|----8-8----6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------6---------2-2-2-2-0-0| E|---5-5------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-| E|----------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------12-12-13----------------------------| D|-------------9-11-10----------14-15-14--------------------| A|-------7-9-8---------------------------12-9-8-------------| E|-5-6-7-----------------------------------------4-2-1------| Ladies and Gents... E|----------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------| D|2-----2-------2--2-----2--2-2-2-2---2-2---2---2---2---2-2-| A|--3-4---2-1-0-----3--2---2--------2-----1---0---2--3---1--| E|-4-----0-------0-----------0---1-------------1-------4----| ...in light of recent events... E|2-6-----15-------8------2-----0-0-4--2----2-----9-----5---| B|3----4---------5-----------7-----------1------------4----3| G|----------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------| 0-2--3-------4------11-----7--0-0---0--3----3-----3-----3- E|-------12-------0-----------------------------3-----------| ...we present to you... chorus E|-9--------------------------------------------------------| B|-8--------------------------------------------------------| G|-7--------------------------------------------------------| D|-6-------------4-4--4--4--4-4--4-4--4--4-4-4-4---4--4-4---| A|-4-------4--4-4-2---4---2--4------6----2-----7-------8--9-| E|-2--------4---6----7------8------------------9----------12| You may need to play this one with a large stick!!! ...The Great egg. Wahoo!... repeat verse x2 solo You may need to retune your guitar to play this easier but other wise it goes like this... 12b14----------------------13-12-14a12-------------------- E|-------------------14b22-------------14--15-12------------| B|----------6--------------13--------------------8h12p17----| G|------6--------------------------10-----------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------|