There's something really quite special About a man of the west Some unique quality from the rest That sets him apart from the rest Some say it's the hat Or the spurs on his heel That impart that much open ash But no it's not even the horse that he Rides it's that fabulous cowboy mistake It's worn like a fine piece of jewelry Adorning the buckaroo's lip The one true measure Of any top hand is the spread of his Stash tip to tip And out on the range when the wind Starts to blow It acts as a giant eyelash And it works to keep the dust out of his Mouth It's that fabulous cowboy mistake Wyderp and william f cody They started out as mere saddle trams So they cultivated some hair on hair Faces Hung out In a few cattle camps Even the young teddy Roosevelt He was a rough rider bold and brash But he sure looked funny on the Front of Our money without his fabulous cowboy Mistake He was we " ll skip the course While perusing last month's western Horsemen In the ad pages way in the back I found something interesting hidden Among All the pages of mail order tax It's said for you free tube of wax Send us your check card or card For a booklet entitled how to grow feed And care for you fabulous cowboy Mistake Like a fine piece of jewelry Adorning the buckaroo's lip The one true measure Of any top hand is the spread of his Stash tip to tip And out on the range when the wind Starts to blow In acts as a giant Eyelash it works to keep the dust out of his mouth it's that fabulous cowboy mistake Mustache so they cultivated on your face what grows Wild other places that fabulous cowboy mistakes